Do You Think I’m Fat?
September 8th, 2009
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“Am I losing my hair?”
“How old do you think I am?”
“Isn’t my baby beautiful?”
Is your epiglottis in danger of being swallowed?
Not mine.
I’m expected to answer questions like these all the time.
I get asked these questions because I’m a freak of nature – like one of those people who attract lightning bolts, and I’m forced to answer them.
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